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How about just telling the truth.

Now that's thinking OUTSIDE of the box . . .

Well OK then . . .

With sufficiently precise analytical tools we can quantify in minute detail your habits, preferences, and biological processes; all designed to gain an understanding of how stimuli is filtered through you and is then expressed

as need . . .

Once we understand, - precisely - why, what and how you need,
then

we may manufacture your consent

for anything . . .

I guess you've never thought of yourself as simply a filter eh?

In any system which is other than static:

Input plus Processing equals Output

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Relationship Status:: Single

About Me:: I heard Puff wuz gonna be here, so I just came by to watch the carnage. Ya-ya.

Did you hear they've reinstituted the draft? Ya. Though it seems that today they do it backwards. First they drive you crazy, then they give you a check. Once you get used to that then they send you into the war zone naked, and because you don't have a uniform on everybody shoots at ya. They do that because really the war zone is nothing short of a free for all but no one really knows where all of the trenches are. It's like sending up an illumination round only prettier.

And all around the country people see the fireworks and they think, Oh. Look at that', and so they pull out their lawn chairs to watch the show. No one knows there's a war going on because usually in the morning all of the shooting stops and the only evidence of anything is some naked guy screaming but everybody already knows he is insane so it's alright. It's just fine. Everything is normal.

Ya-ya Normal.

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And this is the link to my blog posts here at NING by title, we'll see how it works:

Poetry -
The Tongue
Jules
Reflections
Butterflies in Sonnet
Zen II - IV
A Barking Dog
Zen VIII - XVI [posted to: Haiku/Senryu Discussions]
IF STATEMENTS IN C SCRIPTED
Armistice [posted in: Four Lines | Four Poems | For Today]
Without Justice

Prose -
Why I Write
Manifesto: American Mad
Na Na ~ TV Commercial Observation

Prose - Satire
Letter To Letterman: Hi Dave It's Dave
Happy 4th
Gallows Humor
Tee Shits or Chickens and Tyrants of Zen
Did ya like the piece about Tee Shirts and Tyrants?
And How Are We Feeling?
Finally I Have A Plan [posted in the forum]
LA Humor
Do You Like Dogs?

Prose - fiction
St. James [it's on my website zendogblog.net]

Website:: http://zendogblog.net

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So. Here we are once more

Who's the new guy this time? Ya. You. New guy. Who are ya?Most of the time I don't really care anymore. Haven't for a long time. No harm no foul, ain't that what they say? And if my ears ain't bleedin', well. What the fuck. I might as well: Don't Worry. Be Happy.How the fuck did that song ever make the charts anywayz? . . . never mind. I digress.I wrote a new poem. Didja hear? Yeah. Maybe. Maybe you did. I guess for anyone else who happens by, here it is:The flesh is nothingMore than any…See More

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Yeah-ya SSDD Yeah-ya

NOW HEAR THIS: Women are by far the most addictive psychotropic known to man. As for the FNG, just tell 'm: next time, in the parking lot, either try a little harder, or kiss my ass.Tell him. Tell him I said that. And remember - I don't have a sense of humor.See More

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So. Here we are once more

Who's the new guy this time? Ya. You. New guy. Who are ya?

Most of the time I don't really care anymore. Haven't for a long time. No harm no foul, ain't that what they say? And if my ears ain't bleedin', well. What the fuck. I might as well: …

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Posted on April 26, 2024 at 12:03am — 1 Comment

Yeah-ya SSDD Yeah-ya

NOW HEAR THIS:

Women are by far
the most addictive psychotropic
known to man.

As for the FNG, just tell 'm: next time, in the parking lot, either try a little harder, or kiss my ass.

Tell him. Tell him I said that. And remember - I don't have a sense of humor.

Posted on August 2, 2022 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Woman sets self on fire - and it fucks up Google

YOu may think that sounds kinda funny, like maybe it's my lame attempt at humor - well here's a news flash.

I DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

No I don't. Google claims there are seven articles for the above quote: "Woman sets…

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Posted on June 28, 2012 at 8:50pm — 1 Comment

Letters To Letterman - April 24, 2012

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Hey Dave - It’s Dave!

You remember me, don’t’cha? Dave? It’s Dave - or Zendog of the ZenDogBlog You remember - sure you do. The Rabid Master. Yeah ya. Haha. That’s me!

Seriously, I’m not Master of My Own Domain. I just don’t give a shit. BWA hahaha! Haha! It’s true.

What? You don’t remember? It’s me! Dave! Oh, oh I get it.…

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Posted on April 24, 2012 at 6:00pm

Letters to Letterman

Hey Dave, It’s Dave! Can I call ya Dave? You don’t mind, do ya? Dave it is!

Ya, it’s me, Dave here. I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been a bit busy. Really I have. I’ve been busy. Howard Stern has nothing to do with it. So what if I can’t stand that guy. That’s no reason not to keep in touch is it?…

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Posted on April 9, 2012 at 2:00am — 4 Comments