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Started by ozzieowl. Last reply by Aggie Oct 14.
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What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus...
Amazon is just a secret plot by cats to get more cardboard boxes.
According to my chocolate Advent Calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas.
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp.
They rub it, and a genie appears.
"I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard.
"Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.
"I know! I'll have a shower of meat!"
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
"I've got it!" he cries, "I want a MEATIER shower!"
And now you know why there are no more dinosaurs.
Studies show that you should never upset women, who remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet.
Ain’t seen a possum in months and all of a sudden The McRib is back…
Heads up: Mariah Carey is out there.
She can't be reasoned with, bargained with, or stopped, because all she wants for Christmas is you.
Bologna is just hot dog pancakes.
Did you know:
A pumpkins circumference divided by a pumpkins diameter
= pumpkin pi
What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope
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