Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Snagg]

Hell, Maria - It's how I clean the kitchen. Spray the room down and let the natural enzyme action do the rest. No CFC's or any of that harmful industrial chemical stuff."Mr Natural", that's my motto.

[Snagg]

Yes, I have. How do you think I came to understand the corrolative principle of "shrinkage"? Bacon does it, so why shouldn't I ? I'm not VAIN or anythong. Thing. I said anyTHING.

Besides - Bacon and eggs for DINNER ?! What kinda Canuck Socialist Recessionist Moose-Biting Radical ARE you, anyway? EVERYBODY knows that you eat Captain Crunch for dinner.

Yeah, you didn't think I'd catch that, didja ? It's 'cause us manly-types're so detail-oriented.

[larry kremis]

OMG. ball-scratchin-shrinkage-whining. ROFLMAO

[Snagg]

"Shrinkage-Whining"?

Who's whining? It's just a part of playing "...And the turtle thrusts out his head at the Velvet Cave of Natural Wonders".

It's a martial arts term - You wouldn't understand.

And...."We Eat Snaggs for dinner." ?

Yes. I know you do.

[larry kremis]

Moose-Biting. lmao.

[Snagg]

I was going to go with "Moose-SPANKING", but Maria already has the smutty stuff all sewn up around here....Because she's a girl.

[Quinn]

Is she? How do you really know? ;-D

[Merry]

If you haven't seen a 19 yr old with PMDD run out of pot after letting her shot for PMDD wear off, you know not the true meaning of rant and rave. OMIGOD I'm heading 4 therapy as quick as possible.

[larry kremis]

ROFL. Take Quinn and Maria with you Merry. You can start your own man-haters support group.

[Merry]

Larry, I'm hoping that I can suck on the public's teat and get my kicks uh mean therapy for the price of turning this ding dang contraption awn in the fust place!

[Merry]

Maria! you have a "man-cave" in your basement? That's a clear violation of the bylaws of the manhaters club. Aiding and a -biting the enemy, wait no , it says here that biting is allowed.................

[Snagg]

Hold on a sec, I'll have to ask my fiancee'...

She wants to know if you'd mind keeping me. She's sick of me peeing on everything.