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I just want you to know, TeeBub, that you have lots of friendship & love & support here, & an abundance of people that will be pulling for your success & recovery. You're awesome.
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Awww, That made me feel better. Thanks B A F
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Permalink Reply by darroll on
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A little get well humor TBD.
Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight
mini skirt.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the bus's first step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover that she
still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time, she attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her disgust, she could not raise her leg because
of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to the driver, she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack, and again was
unable to make the step.
About this time, the big Texan that was behind her in the line, picked her
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic, and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at
him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!"
At this, the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally, I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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Intensive Crack Unit!!!
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Just gotta tell all you guys that you are making this easier for me to deal with. Lots of support, and so many smiles and giggles!!! Thank You all!!!
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Permalink Reply by Dazzling Zoomer Gal Diana on
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TSD and I are thinking of you and having been ~ wishing like crazy that you are soon up and about again ! xoxo
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Permalink Reply by larry kremis on
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Is that a plate of wings? Looks yummy!
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When the little Mrs. prepares fish sticks for supper, she calls it catch of the day.
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That commercial cracks me up! (almost as much as some of the comments here)
OH, and by the way Gotta THANK ALL of you that were after me yesterday to use the pain meds more. THANKS a bunch! Now I can add morphine to my list of allergies. I had been using it sparingly, but last night was rough, so hit the button 4 or 5 times in a couple of hours, and ended up having a reaction to it.
Felt good this morning, abdomen hardly hurt at all. Them I found out that the reason it didn't hurt, was that air was leaking out of my abdomen, and into my chest. They just came in and pumped me up again, now belly hurts again. The upside? I'm growing some pretty impressive boobs! Not really, the air has leaked into the area above my boobs,and below my neck.Dr said that it could end up in my neck and face too!!!
Peace
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Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on
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Always glad to help TeeBub. Maybe they can find some peyote for you. Just remember, Do not take antiacids first. Just remember that Michelln guy seems to attract a lot of females. And I don't think its just his french accent.
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