Things that every man should know.

[Whiny Old Bastard]

Feel free to add to this list.

1. Drive a straight shift.
2. Fix a toilet.
3. Change the oil.
4. Change a diaper.
5. Cook....anything.
6. Dress properly for the occasion
7. Sew.... at least a button on.
8. laundry
9. Iron a shirt
10. Change a flat tire.
11. Build a fire.
12. Do the Foxtrot and Waltz.
13. Ride a horse.
14 Shoot a gun.
15. Fish
16. Hunt.
17. Clean and dress fish and game.
18. Plant and grow a garden.
19. Defend your wife and children.
20. Act alone.
21.Give orders.
22. Take orders.
23. Read a map.
24.?

[willie]

know that your wife truly is your equal, not someone to talk down to and not something you own.

[funesthememorious]

Know when to apologize sincerely when you are wrong.

[Chez moi]

Never lie. We'll always find out, if we don't already know.

[BethD]

put the toilet seat down.

[Ubu]

Felicia, why didn't you post the answers? :-)

[Ubu]

I need practice. LOL. Thanks Felice.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Felicia, unlike Ubu, I have no need to practice. I have each and every one of those answers down pat. Several times a day, (at least twice, but sometimes 6 or 8) I look my wife in the eyes, hug her, and tell her how deeply I love her. I have been doing this for over 30 years, and have no plans of stopping soon.

[larry kremis]

A couple of things I told my wife that I know she appreciated.

I know the Steelers are on this afternoon, but let's go shopping.

Tonight, let's just lie in bed and talk all night.

[Lowell Brandon]

How to answer these questions from a wife or girlfriend:

What are you thinking about? "You, in a nighty."

Do you love me? "Most certainly I do."

Does this (blouse, skirt, dress, etc.) make me look fat? "Heavens, no! You look totally awesome!"

Did you think that girl was pretty? "WHAT girl?"

Would you get remarried if I died? "No, most likely not. No woman could replace YOU!"

Who was the best lover you ever had? "You, silly!"

[darroll]

# 19

Don't hide under the bed when you hear a noise.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

24. Back a trailor into a reasonably tight space.

[Aggie]

milk a cow