We had cheap vacation. Now it's time for Cheap Guys.

[darroll]

Take your new gal out to dinner by stopping

at Wal-Mart and feed her the free samples.

[Ubu]

Hope you enjoy your only date.

[darroll]

Took another girl to Paris,
Told her all the rooms were full and we slept on a park bench.

[Dazzling Zoomer Gal Diana]

Ahem. Is there a Whole Foods nearby? I just returned. I was presented with so many nibbles and such a nice wine sampling - a chap (if he has a lot going for him) might just get away with it - once. (And he'd better buy something) preferably flowers and/or chocolates for her!

Very funny darroll ! Or not . . . /;->

[Ubu]

Take her to McDonald's and only let her choose from the dollar menu.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

There is usually no friday night waiting list at Waffle House.

[darroll]

Took another gal out on a date.
She asked why I asked her out.
I said my car was low on gas and if I ran out she could push.

[larry kremis]

Good thing you're married and not back out on the dating scene darroll.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Believe me, I know Larry, and he is a cheap date. Don't even have to take him out. Just give him some lasagna and some burnt garlic brread and he is good to go.

[darroll]

When it was my time to take treats to work.
I went thru the frig at work and served everything left over.

[larry kremis]

Smart man.

[darroll]

A few years ago on Christmas Eve my windshield wipers made a grinding noise in the middle of a cloud burst and quit. Everywhere I called was closed.
I found a junkyard that had one. I drove to the place and asked if they had my motor pulled yet. They said they gave the guy the evening off and I would have to pull it myself.
I had a white shirt, slacks and shoes on and slid out in the mud and rain to pull the motor out myself.
After I got the motor, I stopped by the office to return their tools.
I told them that I wanted to thank them for the motor and Merry Christmas and walked out without paying them. As I was leaving one of the guys said Merry Christmas you cheap a-hole.

[Chez moi]

Hey! I remember that! The blue lights were so romantic. And in Seattle, if the guy couldn't afford the gas to take you clear to the airport, like the big spenders, he would take you down to the lake to watch the submarine races.