Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Snagg]

'Mornin', Santa. What kind of wacky hijinks are you planning on getting into today?

(Don't tell me you have a "special" elf named "Wacky Hijinks".)

[Snagg]

Really? "Hijinks" is neutral, but "Wacky" gets the ol' juices rolling? English is a funny old language, ain't it?

Besides, I'd never go into the Sex Talk groups. Fine, valorous gentlemen such as myself understand and appreciate the value of discretion, restraint and just keeping some shit private.

No, Larry, those aren't the kind of "restraints" I'm talking about.
Yeesh. Santa is a "Platinum Club" member. Figures.
Yet another childish delusion, dashed to pieces by the human weaknesses of a depraved old trickster. What a world, eh?

[BethD]

a blizzard is coming, I got to get to work.

[Callipyge]

At least he didn't say schmeckel! :-D

[Ubu]

Hark! Doth I heareth the wailing of a distressed maiden?

A plenitude of wishes upon thee, Ma'am.

[Slayer Dug]

Beats a pox and a plague anyday.....

[larry kremis]

Taint no distressed maiden, tis just Quinn.

[Ubu]

Santa knows who's been bad.

[Quinn]

Stop talking about yourself...it's rude.

[Ubu]

Oh, ouch. I've been skewered. Santa knows who's been rude and I ain't talking to myself this time. I'm talking about the pointy hatted one. Don't let the pleasantry of that picture fool you, folks.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Ubu, are you talking about Hu when he isn't here?

[Ubu]

See that little imp right above you, Robbie? And yes I am pointing.