I thought you said...

[Scott Williamson]

Sometimes we don't quite hear what was said. Post some miscommunication...

I'll start:

Gelato or Felatio?

[KarenSme]

When I was about 5 years old, we were camping and my parents sent me to the little general store to get a few items including Bayer aspirin. I told the older lady clerk, "I need eggs, half and half, onion and Bayer because my little brother is giving my Mom a headache."

She put the first items in a bag and told me quite politely: "Tell your parents to come in here to buy the Beer. We don't sell that to children. Especially at 8 AM."

[larry kremis]

LMAO. That's cute. In the mid sixtys there was a hair spray called pssssst, I think it was hairspray. My girlfriend said she needed some. Remember G.C. Murphy's department stores with the wooden floors that creaked? I went to the lady's counter and there was a really cute sales girl who asked if she could help. I told her what I looking for and it kept coming out as pissed. She said excuse me? I said it again at least 4 times with my face getting redder each time. Pissed, Pissed PISSED. She finally figured it out.

[Merry]

"Alas, Felatio, I knew him well!"

[Slayer Dug]

Would or Wood?

[Chez moi]

Oh, Doug...as in "Wood you like"...?

*The debbil made me do it*

[Scott Williamson]

George, that's not what she meant when she said, "eat my pussy"...

[Slayer Dug]

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realized that what you think you heard is not what I thought I meant." - Richard Nixon

[Scott Williamson]

LOL TSD - I not sure this can be attributed solely to tricky dick, but I just made it my FB quote of the day...

[Slayer Dug]

Goblet or gobble it?

[stillgoing]

Yet another reason I can't be a politician. It so difficult to get both sides of your mouth to tell opposing lies simultaneously.

I think I feel a t shirt coming on.

[Slayer Dug]

Q) How can you tell when a politician is lying?

A) When his lips are moving.

[Chez moi]

I just found this and thought it belonged here...