Blondes, Aggies, Pollocks, Morons, Little Patsy, Lena and Ole

[EddieDingo]

These jokes may not be entirely politically correct, but if we can still laugh at ourselves there is hope for the world.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"

"They're a dollar for a box of three," he replied.  "Plus six cents for the tax."

"Oh," said the blonde.  "I wondered how they kept them on."

[Aggie]

TSA is hiring dentists into Supervisor positions. They are needed to perform cavity searches.

[Aggie]

A man is cleaning out his grandfathers home after the grandfather passed away at 90.
In one of the grandfathers old overcoats pockets he finds a ticket for some shoes that the grandfather had left to be repaired, dated from 1955.

In curiosity the man checks online and is surprised to see that the shoe shop was still in business and is still at the same location.

The man enters the shop and starts talking to the owner. The owner explains that he is, in fact, the grandson of the original owner and has worked in the shop all his life.

The man gives the ticket to the shop owner and he heads into the back of the shop just to see if the shoes are still there.

After some time he returns from the back of the and exclaims "Amazingly I was able to find the shoes! They will be ready on Monday."

[Aggie]

[Aggie]

Velcro is a complete ripoff.

[Aggie]

Do chemists tell dad jokes?
Yes, periodically.

[Aggie]

"If you don't think GOD has a sense of humor turn and look at the person sitting next to you." Jerry Clower

[Aggie]

People don't believe me when I tell them I climbed Mount Everest, but I made it up.