BethD is counting the days until she is in the Skimpy Bikini Contest in Juneau, Alaska. We wish her the best of luck in the competition and hoping she brings home the first place trophy.
But I heard that BethD brought home a $1,000,000,000 for first place in the Skimpy Bikini contest. Poor Red One just got the booby prize and no bribe was involved. Better luck next year.
Bonnie is just jealous because she wanted to be in the Skimpy Bikini Contest too, but had other more important obligations such as skinny dipping at the public pool for the Chamber of Commerce.