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You're killing me Smalls.....
This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
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Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on
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My wife told me to be more affectionate. So I got a girlfriend.
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on
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Oh, my friend, you're gonna get cards and letters, and e-mails from at least two ladies I know......and they won't be polite.
But....a good post, I think. :-)
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Maybe you should ask d's.
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Permalink Reply by P.A. on
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Probably not a good time to post this but what the heck.
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> A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money
> for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started
> canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
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> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
> any odd jobs for her to do.
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> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How
> much will you charge me?"
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> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
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> The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she
> would need were in the garage.
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> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
> realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
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> "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
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> The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> those dumb blonde jokes."
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> A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money..
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> "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.
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> "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two
> coats."
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> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her
> along with a $10 tip.
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> "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a
> Lexus."
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