Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

[Aggie]

Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."

 

 How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..

 

Would you be my virtual Valentine?

 

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Aww, Aggie, I thought you would never ask!

[Aggie]

[stillgoing]

Yeah, how come there aren't any valentine cards for serial killers. They need love too.

[Aggie]

Like I will die when I see yah!

[Tina]

Good qustion Aggie, I could have used a few of those along the way a few years back!

[Aggie]

Howdy, Tina! What a pleasent surprise. Your the sweetest Yankee I know!

[darroll]

[KarenSme]

Got any Jerk Weed? I be fresh out.

Tha's a' More'Weed

[Aggie]

I got five acres of sweet crimson clover!

[The Dyslexic Dodger]

Howdy KarenSme!

[Aggie]

Well alright,

[kainsworth]

How about "Happy Valentines Day, and thanks for not expecting anything more than sex because I really don't like anything else about you."