Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[P.A.]

Sounds pretty good to me.

[Stir Young]

Perhaps Keith Richards can be appointed our guv'nor.

[Snagg]

..."Guv'nor" ?

 

 Pshaw.

 

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Merry]

Now I know, Snagg's new avatar is that monkey that took about a zillion pics of himself........it's all coming back to me now.

[Jaylee53]

I'm in....already set on the citizenship thing!  Not so sharp on #14.   

 Already in favour w/#15

[Goldilocks46]

Yes, #15 sounds good to me, too.  I don't like the rest of it though.  :-P

[CWO3ROBBIE]

I agree with # 9. I think she was referring to Bud Light and Lone Star.

[BethD]

I agree # 15  should be Coors Light, and pretzels.

[Aggie]

I prefer #15 be with Shiner Bock and prune kolaches.

 

[Goldilocks46]

I like kolaches, but you can have the beer.

[Aggie]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; ... - Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, do nothing. (I had to Re-post)