Do you have a nagging idea of some condition or event in the future that keeps popping up? Will we need sunblock as thick as mudmask? Will they dig up the stuff we throw away today because they found a use for some of it tomorrow? What if they find a way to make more energy from nuclear waste?
I predict that cat will be interrogated by a police dog for a rash of goldfish disappearances.
I predict when cats rule the world there will be a rash of cat neutering clinic bombings. The Department of Clumping Cat Litter will launch an investigation.
I predict that 4 weeks from right this minute TeeBubbaDee & I will both be buzzed.
wHAT'S CRACKPOT ABOUT THAT?
I predict in 50 years a synthetic life form will be elected president. His running mate will be a radioactive atomic grandfather clock. Vaseline on toast will be a popular item to order in diners.
I predict that within 10 years we will all have to offer up daily tithes to King Newt. Or be introduced to holy water through a process known as "waterboarding".
"King". he says.
Hmph. Newton ain't aiming for anything less than Emperor.
Or maybe Grand Vizier. They get to have as many wives at a time as they like, from what I hear.
I predict that at a dozen different drinking games will arise from this election. Every time Gingrich brags about his "family values" - Do a shot. Every time Obama takes the high road, tries to compromise and gets shot down - Do a shot. Every time Sarah Palin says something stupid - Do a -
Never mind. There ain't that much booze in the world.
Where did you find this old picture of Gingrich prior to the metamorphosis?