TBD on Ning

Do you have a nagging idea of some condition or event in the future that keeps popping up? Will we need sunblock as thick as mudmask? Will they dig up the stuff we throw away today because they found a use for some of it tomorrow? What if they find a way to make more energy from nuclear waste?

Tags: IT COULD HAPPEN, crackpot predictions, futurama

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I predict  funesthememorious will give up on dog drooling, and get a cat for scratching .

I predict that cat will be interrogated by a police dog for a rash of goldfish disappearances.

I predict this dog, O.J. , will be the interrigator/President and let all ducks and cats rule the World.

I predict when cats rule the world there will be a rash of cat neutering clinic bombings. The Department of Clumping Cat Litter will launch an investigation. 

I predict cats will use safe sex and not have to be nuetered/spayed.

I predict that 4 weeks from right this minute TeeBubbaDee & I will both be buzzed. 

Together! '-)


I predict in 50 years a synthetic life form will be elected president. His running mate will be a radioactive atomic grandfather clock. Vaseline on toast will be a popular item to order in diners. 

I predict that within 10 years we will all have to offer up daily tithes to King Newt. Or be introduced to  holy water through a process known as "waterboarding".

"King". he says.

Hmph. Newton ain't aiming for anything less than Emperor.

Or maybe Grand Vizier. They get to have as many wives at a time as they like, from what I hear.

I predict that at a dozen different drinking games will arise from this election. Every time Gingrich brags about his "family values" - Do a shot. Every time Obama takes the high road, tries to compromise and gets shot down - Do a shot. Every time Sarah Palin says something stupid - Do a -

Never mind. There ain't that much booze in the world.

This is going to be president?

File:Smooth newt.jpeg

Where did you find this old picture of Gingrich prior to the metamorphosis?




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