Okay, yes, yes, I've had YET ANOTHER BLONDE MOMENT. ;-p
I was THINKING Private Investigator Pup, but it came out Private Investigator DOG on screen. hey - P.I.P. wouldn't have given you the material for piddling on your hat, right? ;-p
I picked up a stout little ballistic nylon bag for a buck at a garage sale. Mainly black, straps and netting with some khaki flaps on some of the pouches. Plan on using it to lug piles of cd's out to the station and back. My fiancee took one look at it and said "It's a diaper bag". I thought that diaper bags were all pastel pinks and blues and nursery crib yellows. WTH?
Don't worry about losing your man card over it, Snagg. If people comment on it, just say with confidence that it's a "Messenger Bag." That's your story - stick to it.