"Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives.."

[Letha Robinson]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.       2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.       3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.       4. A dog's parents never visit.       5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.       6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.       7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..       8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.       9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"         10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.       11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.       12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.       13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.       And last, but certainly not least:       14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

 

 

[Mother Sanity (JackieRodzinski)]

This is very funny. I almost agree that having a dog is certainly better than marriage....but then so is hip replacement. Our nextdoor neighbor plays for the yankees, so whenever he's intown, he takes care of the dog. Thats always a thrill because he's probably the nicest handsomest young man you've ever met....enough to make you wanna run out and get a dog.

[Letha Robinson]

Good one, Jackie! Maybe you should run out and get one, if you haven't already!! LOL

[CWO3ROBBIE]

My surgeon must need additional training. My hip is no where near as much fun as my dog.

[stillgoing]

Don't open the trunk. Sell the car. Then move.

[nina M]

There is just one thing which is utmost important to a man which a wife will offer but not the dog sadly ;-)

[DannyO]

Pizza?

[stillgoing]

Please post link....I need this.

[Lowell Brandon]

Red Green invented a robot that would go to the refridgerator, open the door, grab a beer, and bring it to him while he was relaxing in his chair. LOL.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

I thought that was what Dogs were for.

[blondie 11]

Robbie, you have been alone Wayyyy too long.

[Lowell Brandon]

Cats can make you go to the kitchen to get cat food, put it in a bowl, and wind up with both the bowl AND the cat on your lap, with the cat spending the rest of the day sleeping in your lap. Try THAT with a dog! LOL.

[Apposite]

This was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!