TBD on Ning
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Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on
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The puppy "speaks".
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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You could at least see if your ob/gyn wants to say "Sorry Dude", or should that be dudette?
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I'm leaving now.
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As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
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See, that's the difference between balls and no balls. One is WOOF WOOF!!
and the other one is...
arf.
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Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on
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Hug your partner six times a day and compliment her at least once for a good relationship. There was another one but I forgot.
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Food Or clothing. pick one.
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