Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

[Aggie]

Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."

 

 How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..

 

Would you be my virtual Valentine?

 

[larry kremis]

Well! Aren't you just an adorable black hole of need.


Maxine

[Aggie]

I received this reply from an invite once.

"Thanks for asking me...so tell me how did you find me and what do you want with me??? Are you hoping to fall in love or get in my britches or could it be that I've hit a home run and actually met a true gentleman???"

[larry kremis]

lol

[Aggie]

Valentine's Day
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine Day!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean great dill to me."
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: "I love you a ton!"
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: "You're fun to hang around with."
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion!
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: "I dot my i's on you!"

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

[Aggie]

[Aggie]

I prefer one of the other 4 out of 5 people.

[Aggie]

I bet she is happy with you.

[kainsworth]

Pets are usually lower maintenance. Not a bad idea. And my cat's name is Valentine, so maybe that's my answer.

[Greg]

Here's one I'd love to send, but don't have the nerve:

I love you like a friend, like a sister, but not like my Valentine. I can't bear to shop for Valentine's day cards because they remind me too powerfully how much I miss my sex life. I wish you hadn't given up making love years ago.

[Aggie]

[kainsworth]

I can't believe I forgot to post what I usually say to people on the day. It would make a great card. It's short and simple.

Happy V.D.

[funesthememorious]

You can also say "Happy Trifon Zarezan" (Wine-grower's Day). In Bulgaria, that is.