It's amazing what a 45 minute soak in the hot tub will do for your attitude. Looking at the nearly 4 ft of snow within mere feet of me was actually relaxing. And no tar in the hot tub either. Sadly I was alone though - sigh.
A couple of weeks ago we got a Wii. Our 7 year old granddaughter insisted on fixing up our little character guys, (like the buddy poke) asking me how tall, how fat I wanted to be, the kind of clothes, hair, mouth, eyes. then she said "pick you nose", I said "no, you pick your nose". I was laughing so hard she was getting mad, she didn't get it at first. Of course, once a 7 year old gets it, it becomes a joke 30 or 40 times again.
Your co-worker knew you couldn't possibly have any Valentine's day plans. Babysit the little girl, it'll be fun. When you tire of her, give her 5 bucks to leave you alone. Better yet, give her 5 bucks to clean your entire house and exfoliate your feet.
Maybe give her 3 bucks to do your hair, then you'll have a 2 buck tip - which is not at all the same as a male deer with single antler as that would be a 2 tip buck. I just lost my train of thought.