Just the fact that you have nothing to rant about TSD really pisses me off!!! F..k all!! Actually that pisses me off too!! I can't use F bombs? WTF??!!!
Permalink Reply by Ubu on December 30, 2009 at 5:50pm
There's got to be something. There are all those "Top Ten Songs of the Decade" lists floating about. That should cause some high blood pressure or something.
Larry will be here soon ranting because his Celine didn't make the list - again.
Careful. Do not blaspheme Celine...the hordes of Circe will
fall upon us like that time I blasphemed Stevie Nicks. I spent a couple days fending off harpies. A flamethrower would have made my task easier.
Somebody calling herself "Rhiannon" goes postal when Stevie Nicks gets a boot in the ass?
Entertaining, to be sure. But I fail to see the "Larry" / "Celine" connection. Is "Larry" actually "Celine Dion" herself, slumming with the hoi polloi who feed her monstrous ego with babbling devotionals, tone-deaf praise and ill-considered oaths of life-long fandom?
(Yes, I know - I'm waiting for Quinn to pop in and say the same thing about me.)
That'd be interesting. Flailing away at Larry while unwittingly popping the pretenses of skulking spotlight whores. I can rhink of worse things to do for an evening.