Man Panties?

[TeeBubbaDee]

OK, I got a coupon for JC Penny in the mail. 10 bucks off if you spend at least 10 bucks. Good deal. I fiqured I could use some new underwear. So went to Penny's, spent about 43 seconds perusing the goods, and picked up a pack of underwear. What caught my eye, was not only were they in "Fashion Colors", but they featured a "Comfort Support Puuch". Sounded good to me. Got them home, ripped open the pack, and to my utter surprise, yes, they have a comfort support pouch all right, but THERE IS NO FLY!! Now what am I supposed to do when I have to pee? Drop pants and underwear to my ankles? THAT"S gonna go over big at the restroom at the Wal Mart. Am I just supposed to pull the front down and hook em under the package? Or am I now required to sit to pee because of my man panties? (OH, that comfort support pouch is realllly comfortable)

[CWO3ROBBIE]

TBubba, I hear CNR wears that type briefs.
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/weird_al_charles_nelson_reilly

[nina M]

do you own a scissor ? Slit it . problem solved for ever ;-)

[Westerly_2]

really - knit items do not fray or unravel when you cut them. I modify the necks of my sweatshirts all the time this way. Provide your our own exit with your own tools.

[Joe Horizon]

Thanks for the warning. No manties for me. Especially if they have the days of the week embroidered on them .

[Ivy Doolittle]

all I can say is... snort..chuckle..snort