what the frist ting you do

[james fahey]

whats the frist thing you do whan you get out of your bed

[Pixiegirl]

use spellcheck

[stillgoing]

Turn off the alarm. Clean my Glock, then use spell check.

[larry kremis]

Give thanks for being able to get out of bed.

[Red One]

PEE!

[Slayer Dug]

I scratch my head, then my nether regions, pick my nose, burp and fart whilst on the way to take my morning shower...then I wake up...!LOL! (No lie, just ask DZGD...she'll tell you there's a reason we have separate bedrooms...ha!ha!ha!) ;->

[larry kremis]

I understand TSD, farting and other loud bodily sounds can lead to separate bedrooms.

[michelle johnson]

Strech.

[darroll]

Turn on the stock market news to see if I'm still retired or if that is toast,
start picking up beer cans along the road.

[stillgoing]

Please don't distribute my snoring sonata when you do. LOL

[Aggie]

Decide if I should retire today or go to work.

[Goldilocks46]

Start walking the cramps out of my legs and feet.

[blondie 11]

grab my robe and wonder what day it is!!!!!!