How about "great ass". Since you asked, late August '08, 4 of us rode our motorcycles to Portage Lakes near Akron. We were sitting at a bar patio when a boat pulled up to the dock. About 10 college aged girls got out (definately caught our attention). 2 or 3 came over to our table and explained that they were on Akron U's volleyball team and were participating in a scavanger hunt. One girl had a pair of athletic shorts and wanted one of us to put them on as part of the hunt. Of course I volunteered, I pulled them over my boots, stood up to get them the rest of the way up over my jeans. I said, "I don't know if I can get these over my fat ass." She said "you have a GREAT ass". True story, I remind my buddys of this every time I see them. A girl got on each side of me and another took the pic. Made my friggin day. My head is still swollen from this.