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Swamp farts cause global warming!
It seems news stories about bovine flatulence being a major cause of greenhouse gasses, that contribute to global warming, are becoming more common. When I first heard it I laughed......nothing like cow farts applied to an absurd conclusion to tickle my funny bone.
But it seems that I remember that rotting vegetation in swamps and jungles cause the same greenhouse gasses.....in greater volume than cow farts. Yet I don't hear anyone advocating draining swamps or cutting down jungles. Ooops...excuse me....rain forests and wetlands.
Is someone trying to propagandize me? And who is the poor schlep that is standing behind a cow trying to measure bovine farts? Talk about a crappy job!
BTW.....humans pass gas on average of 14 times a day......who finances this kind of study? Oh! and are you farting up to par? 14 is the target! Fart your fair share....hahahahahaha
But it seems that I remember that rotting vegetation in swamps and jungles cause the same greenhouse gasses.....in greater volume than cow farts. Yet I don't hear anyone advocating draining swamps or cutting down jungles. Ooops...excuse me....rain forests and wetlands.
Is someone trying to propagandize me? And who is the poor schlep that is standing behind a cow trying to measure bovine farts? Talk about a crappy job!
BTW.....humans pass gas on average of 14 times a day......who finances this kind of study? Oh! and are you farting up to par? 14 is the target! Fart your fair share....hahahahahaha
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Permalink Reply by Whiny Old Bastard on
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Cows don't fart, not much anyway. The gas comes out the other end, they burp.
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Permalink Reply by HAVE_A_HEART on
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pffftt pfffftttt pfffffftttt pffffffttt pffftttt pffffttt pfffftttt pffftttttt pffffttttt pfffftttt pfffttt pffffttttt pfffftttttt and finally pppppffffffttttttttttttttttt
There you go--14 cybered farts!!! Target acquired sir!
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Permalink Reply by Hu on
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HAHAHAHAHA.....I can't believe you did that! And no one even had to pull your finger...hahahaha
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Good thing too--I needed my fingers to do the cybered fartings for me!
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Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on
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14 times a day?? No way man. I save mine for several days so I can achieve escape velosity.
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If it does--we need to form a tea party to protest!
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Permalink Reply by stillgoing on
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OMG something else I need to worry about.
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Permalink Reply by Ubu on
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Maybe they think that the more ludicrous it sounds the more we might believe it.
I'm currently trying to get grants for a study on possum farts. Wish me luck.
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Permalink Reply by larry kremis on
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Good luck. Do skunks fart? How would you know?
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