What did You break when you were a kid?

[darroll]

My brother and I would build something.
My sister would show up and fall on it or step on it.
She did not do it deliberately, she was just clumsy.

[darroll]

Mom got a new record player, the record was spinning, here came my sister, she put her butt on it and broke it. It was almost fifteen minutes old.

[Callipyge]

Curfew

[stillgoing]

Sooner or later most everything.

[blondie 11]

Pru, you heart breaker you, shame. I was the perfect child. I never broke anything. My sister did it all. I told Mom on her everytime.

[stillgoing]

Oh yeah, lots of hearts. ....do you get kickbacks from the cardiologists?

[J Lee S]

I didn't "break" it, but when I was 15 I decided I was going to take my Moms 1976 Ranchero out of the garage(she wasn't home at the time) and just back it out and pull it back in. Well I got a little to close to the garage on the passengers side and scraped a good foot or so down the door.Busted!! And grounded. I did break a picture frame and some glass hummingbirds a few years back...accidentally.Big feet and clumsy hands.

[larry kremis]

A few rules.I've always seen rules as simply guidelines.

[darroll]

I broke my Mothers brand new Electrolux Vacuum.
I accidentally stuck it in the fish bowl.
Fire flew.
Man was I in trouble.

[larry kremis]

I love things that involve fire and explosions, might as well do it right. Were the fish ok?

[John Dalhouse]

my sister and i got into a fight and i locked her out of the house and she broke the garage door window
trying to get back in!