Blondes, Aggies, Pollocks, Morons, Little Patsy, Lena and Ole

[EddieDingo]

These jokes may not be entirely politically correct, but if we can still laugh at ourselves there is hope for the world.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"

"They're a dollar for a box of three," he replied.  "Plus six cents for the tax."

"Oh," said the blonde.  "I wondered how they kept them on."

[Aggie]

Little Boudreaux Jr. was driving the tractor across a field pulling a wagon loaded down with sugarcane, when one of the wagon's wheels hit a rut and overturned. Thibodeaux heard the noise from inside his house and went out and hollered at Little Boudreaux, "Hey, come on inside and have lunch wit us, and we'll help you take care of dat wagon after we eat."
Little Boudreaux, told him, "Well, dat's awful nice of you Uncle Thib, but I don't tink my Papa would want me to do dat right now."
Thibodeaux told him, "Aw come on in. Your Papa won't even know."
Tee-Boudreaux replied, "Mais OK, but I still tink Papa is gonna be real mad."
After lunch, Tee-Boudreaux said his thanks, and added, "Mais, dat sure was good Uncle, but I know my Papa is gonna be very very mad by now."
Thibodeaux says, "Why should he be mad? Where is your Papa anyway cher?"
Tee-Boudreaux tells him, "He's under da wagon!"

[Aggie]

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to give Boudreaux a test, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.
The boss says, "What in the world is that?"
Boudreaux says "Tree an' tree an' tree makes nine."
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99."
Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go, sir" he says.
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
Boudreaux says " Each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree an' dirty tree an' dirty tree . . . dats 99."
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go Mister, 100!"
The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, Ha! Got him this time. "Oh now come on Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred."
Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and does his business by each tree . . . so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred. Now when do I start my new job?"