Where do little generals keep their armies?

[kainsworth]

In their sleevies.

Are there any jokes that you remember from when you were a kid that still amuse you?

[kainsworth]

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

[BethD]

why don't dinosaurs talk?

they are all dead.

[kainsworth]

I love these. I'll have to tell them to my girls and see if they've heard them.

[larry kremis]

I played this on my kids......Say knock knock, (when they did I'd say who's there) they never had an answer they just looked at me funny. Of course, this only works once unless you play it with a really dumb kid. My dad did this to me several times and I accused him of not knowing how to tell a knock knock joke.

[TeeBubbaDee]

What do you call a deaf dog? Doesn't matter, he isn't going to come to you anyway.

[kainsworth]

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you put him.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

[kainsworth]

Hey, I already said that, and Larry made fun of me. That's one of my favorites.

[Jaylee53]

What's black and white and read all over?



A newspaper..

[kainsworth]

a penguin with the measles

[Darby]

where's the andes? ,,,,,,,,,,: on the end of your wrist-ees ..
Sorry about that one.

[kainsworth]

That's so stupid that it's hilarious. I love it.