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Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on
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I nose. bubby love
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Permalink Reply by Aggie on
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A SHOT OF WHISKEY
In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of
whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge
in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.
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THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
American fighter planes in WW2 had machine guns that were fed by a belt of
cartridges. The average plane held belts that were 27 feet (9 yards) long. If the
pilot used up all his ammo he was said to have given it the whole nine yards.
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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.
The 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for three days.
When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
Thieves repeatedly break in to your car just to steal the "Club."
While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was
hurt.
For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while
in the driveway.
You keep losing dates on left turns
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