Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Just don't eat the Buffalo Chips. 

[TeeBubbaDee]

[TeeBubbaDee]

The cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me".

I wish I had known she meant my debit card.

[TeeBubbaDee]

According to the Institute Of Incomplete Information, 9 out of every 10.

[darroll]

[Aggie]

I actually do not have one of the above.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Before you quit, remember why you started.

[Aggie]

It pays to speak german --An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means:
" Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Merry]

I have enough complexes without making my complexes more complex.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Doing stupid things is just my way of making life more interesting.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Nothing messes up your weekend like realizing it's only Monday.