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Under 18 USC, Section 1702, Chapter 83 of Title 18, I believe that an obstruction of correspondence has occurred. OK, I'll cut the crap and get to the chase here. It was all pretty funny to me so long as no one gets hurt. In fact it's hysterically funny. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard as when I got a bf in a box through the mail. Yes, I'm into DIY. SO WHAT! Big honkin deal hey! Anyway, the box came opened. The box had 1BF on the outside and might as well have said Acme sex toy on it. BEEP, BEEP! The problem is that here in Milli, one cannot fart without the whole town talking about it. Which made me laugh even harder. And the biggest problem is that I like the postal workers and respect that they have a tough job. Now someone is up for a five year jail term and a felony charge. My nasty neighbors who think my boobs are too small for which I am grateful and think of it as proof that God does in fact exist lobbed a THAT WHORE over my fence. I didn't bother to listen to the rest , I was still laughing like hours after the fact. TOO FUNNY!

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Needless to say, the mail was unusually late. I was beginning to think it would never get here.

Why the hell does a flower need a dildo?.......I thought the bees took care of pollinating your kind (yeah, that's right I said 'your kind'). You also seem somewhat paranoid for a flower.....your neighbors were probably talking about what a dildo and a flower have to do with horticulture.

Hope you get a buzz.

Me too.

Too funny, Merry!  Makes me a little nervous about what I purchase through the mail hereafter.  I don't live in that sort of area, but I wouldn't like my son or daughter-in-law to get the mail from the mailbox and find that! So much for being able to sit at the breakfast table from there on.  I think my son would need therapy. 

The others are probably jealous that they never thought of buying one.

I sent Amazon a pic of the box and let them know that my guess is, it's  a prank. They're looking into it. I also learned a new texting term, BFQ Bitch Fest Queen.

Hope it wasn't already used ...Enjoy...

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