Ranting and Raving

[Ubu]

This is the place to vent your frustrations.  Have at it!!

Post your rant here.

[Snagg]

Minus 37....centigrade, she says.

That's only, what, 2 or 3 below - Fahrenheit, right?

Pish posh. That's nude volleyball weather around here, Toots.

And - Welcome Back, you World Traveler, you.

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Snagg, I think its more like -35 Fahrenheit, Back to school for you. (:>)

Maybe that nude volleyball in sub zero temps froze your brainz.(:>) 

[Snagg]

Uhh - Right. My mistake.

Okay then - That's partially-clothed volleyball. With, maybe, a nice fuzzy blanket on the  aluminum sideline benches, and hot cocoa.

[Aggie]

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'

[funesthememorious]

I just like this rant from Moby Dick.

"Speak, thou vast and venerable head," muttered Ahab, "which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak,mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee. Of all divers, thou has dived the deepest. That head upon which the upper sun now gleams has moved amid the world's foundations. Where unrecorded names and navies rust, and untold hopes and anchors rot; where in her murderous hold this frigate earth is ballasted with bones of millions of the drowned; there, in that awful water-land, there was thy most familiar home. Thou hast been where bell or diver never went; has slept by many a sailer's side, where sleepless mothers would give their lives to lay them down. Thou saw'st the locked lovers when leaping from their flaming ship; heart to heart they sank beneath the exulting wave; true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them. Thou saw'st the murdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell into the deeper midnight of the insatiate maw; and his murderers still sailed on unharmed -- while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would have borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms. O head! thou has seen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one syllable is thine!"

[Aggie]

[BethD]

Rant, I guy  ran a red light and  hit my car, Lil' Blackie.

it is in shop getting fixed, they can't find the key to the  lugnuts.

I know i always leave it in the car. Either when i had tires balanced or car detailed , one of those dim wits must have lost it. The car repair place figured out how to work around the  wheel/tire.

But what if i get a flat? 

Now what do i do?  Hopefully where i got the rims they can get me a new key or new lugnuts/ with new key.

I don't know how they will get  lugnuts off. Life in general has been real suck- assy.

Got out of hospital for heart stuff, being in that Hellhole for 8 days.

get home then get a stomach virus!

My back hurt so bad from the crooked, sagging Hospital bed, i could hardly walk.

I had to go to Chiropractor. He is a rip off.

Rave????????????

[Snagg]

Well...If it makes you feel any better, we all noticed your absence. So, welcome back.

Rant: Three of the most common english-language words that have no rhyme, are the names of colors - And one of the others is the word "Woman".

I find that to be unfair, biased and highly suspicious.

[Aggie]

Aggie hug! Welcome back!

[TeeBubbaDee]

Sorry to hear about all of your suck assy stuff Beth, and hoping you heart stuff is OK!

Rant: Not real bad after hearing about Beth's problems, but here goes anyway, cause I'm PISSED OFF!!!

My lazy ass son in law drug his feet so the new kitchen sink won't be installed in time for the meet up. GRRRRRRRRR!!! And my lazy ass daughter said she would help me clean too. Guess what, she hasn't lifted a finger so far, and right now she taking a nap. GRRRRRRRRR!!!

[TeeBubbaDee]

Oh, and by the way, my daughter woke up from her nap. She came out in the kitchen where I was cleaning, and instead of offering to help, she told me they were going to go out to get something to eat because they didn't want to "get in the way". This also means she has no intention of cooking tonight (it's supposed to be her turn) which means I gotta cook dinner too. Lazy ass bums!!!

[BethD]

Rant: relatives had to come for the weekend.
I had to clean up for them. My back is freakin' killing me.

Like I really feel like having company. I am in no mood to try to be nice to any one.( except Mrs.Pennypacker).

My car still isn't fixed. It's been since the 18th of Jan. What did they take a slow boat to Japan to get the parts. Asswipes! Should have been done Monday. Now it is friday.

Rave: Though on the good side the relatives do clean up kitchen, go grocery shopping and cook.