My Potatoes are fighting!!! Heeellp! Who do I call??!

[Brian]

[Bull]

You have a Frigidaire?

[Brian]

Yes. Is that significant? Will that help quell the potato invasion?!?
btw, does "Frigidaire" seem like an odd name for a stove to anyone else, or is that just me?

[Chez moi]

*It's not just you*

[P.A.]

I have a washer and dryer by the same name and yes it sounds odd to me.

[darroll]

It looks like you should make French Fries out of them.

[Mother Sanity (JackieRodzinski)]

Plant them, luvbug. They will reproduce and bring you hours of delight. MS

[Chez moi]

Brian, I think they are feeling blue. Emo potatoes can be dangerous for themselves as well as others, so keep all peelers and knives out of reach.

Jackie has a point about planting the scary little critters. Their biological clock appears to be ticking.

[Brian]

Actually, they weren't rooting for anyone, as Mother Sanity has pointed out. I should give them that opportunity.
Maybe they just got the news that Bolivia didn't make it - news doesn't travel fast in the potato world. It's their ancestral homeland.

[Chez moi]

Not all vegetables are aggressive...

"Make love, not sports!"

[Chez moi]

"Were they rooting for Germany?"

Excellent, Ags!

[Brian]

What - you think they'd be any happier if I'd boiled and eaten them? I consider it benign neglect.

[Brian]

Uh-oh. Or are these just the precursors of something far more terribler? I shudder to think!