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Be your authentic self; be here to make friends; behave. There are no "inside" people and there are no "outside" people, there are only those who participate and those who do not. Yup, it's that simple if you let it be :)

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Comment by Trish on November 26, 2012 at 11:02am

Short Jokes

Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interest in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction!

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!

Leaving The Hospital
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. I don’t know,” he said. “She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”

Comment by Snagg on November 25, 2012 at 9:48am

OK, I joined. Where the hell's my cookie ?

Comment by Laura on November 24, 2012 at 10:18pm

Hello Paula.  Fall is a busy time of year for us farmers/gardeners.  As is spring.  We are thankful this year for our crop,  as this summer was not nice to us,  drought is not good for anyone,  especially farmers.  We are now in the midst of winter activities around here.  Cutting wood is one major job,  as we burn wood in our fireplace,  which I have been doing to heat our house.  It's finally gotten cold enough now,  the furnace has added to keep us warm.  Been trying to save as many pennies as we can,  ya know,  as well as enjoy just watching the wood burn. 

You in NY?  How are things going after the Sandy?  Were you affected?  If I have your location wrong,  sorry.  Memory is another slow thing for me some days.  LOL 

I hope to get connected with cyber friends,  as my winters are times when I can make friends and enjoy being on the computer without that guilty feeling of things being left undone. 

Thanks for linking me to this site and for friending me.  ttyl

 

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