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[ProblemAgain]

Naked Swimmer Distracts Homeowner During Robbery

If a strange woman asks to swim in your pool naked, be suspicious.

In Crossville, Tenn., a man and woman asked if the woman could take a skinny dip, and then the man said he was leaving to get cigarettes, according to the Crossville Police Department.

But while the woman swam naked and the distracted homeowner watched, someone robbed the home of nearly $1,000 in jewelry, cash, a handgun and prescription drugs, police said.

"We've seen numerous distraction methods - asking for help looking for a dog, asking for help with gas for a stranded car and then people come back and find their home was burglarized," Crossville Police Department Det. J.C. Hancock said. "They just took it a new level using a naked woman."

Police said they have eliminated suspects but have not been able to locate the alleged criminals.

Hancock said he was surprised to see the method these burglars used.

"Every time I think I've seen it all, there's something new," he said.

According to ABC News affiliate in Nashville, Tenn., News 2, the incident happened on June 27. The victim, Stephen Amaral, 54, said he gave the 30-something woman a towel when she was done swimming.

"I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that, she wasn't ready for that," Amaral told News 2.

Amaral told News 2 he did not notice the theft until after the woman had already left.

"They cleared me out and I just feel violated," Amaral said.

Amaral told News 2 he formerly used the handgun as a Mississippi deputy and he planned to pass it on to his grandchildren.

[Lifesighs]

He paid for his big peek didn't he?

[Kim]

HAHA...yeah that's Crossville for you. Watch a naked woman and offer her to church. I lived not far from there...

[frenchy]

reminds me of a few years back .. there were two girls hitch hikin in front of home depot so i thought why not give em a ride so one sat in the back and one in the front but the one in the front was gettin kinda chummy with me and the one in the back felt left out so she jumped over the seat and joined in .. well we ended up parkin and wouldn't you know it ..in the heat of passion they stole my wallet and all my cash .. so i warned everybody i knew about them cause i know they hang out down there at home depot .. and i plan to have my wallet stolen again on saturday and sunday and probably monday too .. 

[Merry]

He got violated. Too funny!

[P.A.]

You have to be careful around those Tennessee women.