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Why don't they make Valentine's Day cards for

"I think I like you but it's too soon to tell."


 How about " I like you and want to get to know more about you before I take the plunge, get divorced, pay alimony, child support and go through hell for the rest of my life, wondering what I may have done wrong or what I could have done to make it better." Love hurts, sometimes..


Would you be my virtual Valentine?


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Now we wanna know what was on that door step!!!!!

Did you have to wash your shoes after you stomped out the flames?

Lol, when I look back over ma shoulder at what I used to get up to in my `roaring forties'

I really cannot explain how I escaped unscathed - lol,

thanks though TeeBubbaDee and redhand,

and I'm still Googling trying to find a similar `choc-coated morsel'

that was delivered that day a long time ago.....

Oh, and both my daughters who were in their early twenties at that time,

were, of course, totally gob-smacked and disgusted at their Mum's

Valentine's Gift.....

and now they are in their late forties, 

I wonder if their attitudes may have changed,

I must get around to asking them...heh, heh, heh.

Fat, illiterate couch potato seeking sleek, successful sap. Become the object of my incessant criticism.

Shrill, ruebenesque harpy, snores, drools in her sleep , mumbles and steals small packets of sugar seeking same. Let's build our sugar packet empire together.




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