All are welcome to worship Her Holiness, The Pink Unicorn. We believe in One Unicorn, The Pink, The Invisible. Creator of Uncertainty, revealed to us in the She that Raptures Socks Forum. She will smite those that mock Her brethren.
Earlier this week the AP reported that the "Church of Scientology" is having a problem with members defecting. I learned that the founder of the church in 1953, by the last name of Hubbard. was a writer of science fiction. It all makes sense now. lol