Tin Man?

[Slim]

Dick Cheney got a heart transplant.

(Women, the day has come when doctors can finally put a heart into a dick).

I wonder how much 'caring' and 'compassion' came along with that new heart.

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http://news.yahoo.com/cheney-recovering-heart-transplant-spokeswoma...

[Bob Stepp]

Laughing too hard to type....

[TeeBubbaDee]

I think even with a new heart Dick will still be cold hearted.

[P.A.]

I know that in heart transplants the leading cause of death is when the body rejects the heart. Probably in this case it will the the heart rejecting the body.

[Slim]

Now that he's got a heart, do you think he could ask the wizard for a brain?

[P.A.]

I think only one organ is allowed per animal.

[Snagg]

...I just wonder who he shot in the face to get the heart...?

[Aggie]

I would not go hunting with him.

 

[darroll]

Politicians are high class and we are the peasants.
Quit thinking we are equal.
Would you win out against Castro in a communist country?
Castro would tell you he will wait for a heart transplant…………
Sure
Countries that support the low class have not been invented yet.

[Slim]

I wonder if he had any control over the political affiliations of the donor.

[darroll]

We can tell if he suggests raises our taxes to give a pay raise to the lazy that won’t work.

[Clod Hopper]

he probly wudnt be allowd to drank hard likker innymore