i gits a third grade educayshun n work at big boy restrunt
My sister is just like a maw to me, only we have sex a lot more. Wear long Johns, a straw hat and plaid flannel shirts. When courtin I wear dungarees or denim bib overalls. Play the banjo and go to shindigs.
I don't cotton to northerners, dentists, or hippies. My favorite sayings are What The Hell Son and Get Ma Shotgun.