Things that every man should know.

[Whiny Old Bastard]

Feel free to add to this list.

1. Drive a straight shift.
2. Fix a toilet.
3. Change the oil.
4. Change a diaper.
5. Cook....anything.
6. Dress properly for the occasion
7. Sew.... at least a button on.
8. laundry
9. Iron a shirt
10. Change a flat tire.
11. Build a fire.
12. Do the Foxtrot and Waltz.
13. Ride a horse.
14 Shoot a gun.
15. Fish
16. Hunt.
17. Clean and dress fish and game.
18. Plant and grow a garden.
19. Defend your wife and children.
20. Act alone.
21.Give orders.
22. Take orders.
23. Read a map.
24.?

[BethD]

pay all the bills.

[BethD]

to clean a kitty litter box

[Powergirl]

Should not try to read my mind. I will give to him a piece of it anyway!!!

[CWO3ROBBIE]

24.find a woman or women who can do all of the above. Except for 19 and 21.

[Ubu]

:-)

[larry kremis]

You're beautiful, you're beautiful.

[larry kremis]

Cherry tree and don't lie about it.

[stillgoing]

Isn't that do it before you're told?

[larry kremis]

Number 22 covers that 1GL. One thing a woman should know: how to pay attention!

[Ubu]

24.5. Know that a logical argument with a woman is futile.

[willie]

know that broad generalizations make you an ass.

[Ubu]

All in fun, Sara. Generalizations are everywhere in this thread.