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"SOME OF WILL ROGER'S SAYINGS"
1. Never slap a man who's chewing
tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing
with a woman. Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut
up.
5. Always drink upstream from the
herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole,
stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your
money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the
herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a
whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came
along and shot him.
The moral : When you're full of bull,
keep your mouth shut.
13. Never squat with your spurs on!
tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing
with a woman. Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut
up.
5. Always drink upstream from the
herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole,
stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your
money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the
herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a
whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came
along and shot him.
The moral : When you're full of bull,
keep your mouth shut.
13. Never squat with your spurs on!
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Permalink Reply by Letha Robinson on
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Yes, that is a good, and true one. lol
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