I want to smear mulLet wearin guys who are straight from the tractor pull and who hit me up on match.com. I wanna say get a freakin haircut that makes you at least appear as if you do not operate a flippin METH LAB. Oh, and stop killin deer while they breakfast on the salt lick that you bought with your Academy gift certificate that you got from your step mom last christmas. Change out of that dayumed wife beater and put a shirt on for christsakes. Shit, Target has some badassed t-shirts for $9.99. If you have a pitbull, that is actually bonus points unless you fight them and then you pretty much do not deserve to live. Amaretto? No thanks freakwad, get some nice red wine and then I will consider it. Yeah, I have an edgey haircut dillweed, but at least I do not look like JOE DIRT.