More historical humor
George Washington was sitting outside his tent at Valley Forge one morning having breakfast when General Arnold rode up and asked "What's for breakfast General" to which Washington replied "Eggs Benedict"
I regret to say that yes I did have some platform shoes but at least they were not covered in bedazzles and such. I also had a leisure suit or two. I gave up such things in the 90's. Well maybe before then.
Pickle? In case you've never heard of a terrible battle between the Native Americans and Captain John Smith in Jamestown, VA. As you know, John Smith married Pocahontas. The battle started at the wedding reception when the Indians mistook the chicken dance as an act of aggression.