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In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of

whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge

in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.

What if I'm half shot?

Would that be like a little bit pregnant?


Too damn old for that.

I think I will take a powder.


American fighter planes in WW2 had machine guns that were fed by a belt of

cartridges. The average plane held belts that were 27 feet (9 yards) long. If the

pilot used up all his ammo he was said to have given it the whole nine yards.

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.

The 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for three days.

When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

Thieves repeatedly break in to your car just to steal the "Club."

While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was


For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while

in the driveway.

You keep losing dates on left turns




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