Just don't eat the Buffalo Chips.
The cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me".
I wish I had known she meant my debit card.
According to the Institute Of Incomplete Information, 9 out of every 10.
Before you quit, remember why you started.
It pays to speak german --An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
" Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
I have enough complexes without making my complexes more complex.
Doing stupid things is just my way of making life more interesting.
Nothing messes up your weekend like realizing it's only Monday.