Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[P.A.]

An old rhyme.
As I looked to the sky
Something hit me in the eye
I didn't laugh I didn't cry
I was only thankful that cows didn't fly

[Snagg]

I work at the Illinois Dept of Revenue, and saw this on a bathroom stall one day:

A horny old tramp named Sue
Screwed every beast in the zoo.
The resulting offspring,
An unnameable thing
Is now the director of Revenue.

I have absolutely no idea how it got there.

[Slayer Dug]

Have a wonderful Tuesday afternoon folks!

[HAVE_A_HEART]

So what is the next thing on our agenda?

[HAVE_A_HEART]

I am on your agenda???? cool!!! I haven't had a woman tell me that in a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time!!!

[Ubu]

Easy, Heart. Remember your condition.

If your son purposely passes gas as he passes by your daughter can you keep a straight face when you daughter comes in all angry about it?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

What if it was Quinn?

[Chez moi]

Did you, Ubu?

[Ubu]

I tried. Really I did.

Why is "collectable" and "collectible" both considered acceptable spellings but spell check doesn't acknowledge the former? British spelling, perhaps? Maybe we should change to acceptible just to be contrary.

[Lowell Brandon]

Wow! That would be quite an evening, wouldn't' it?

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Boy! My life is so much better now that I can track what Lynn is doing.

[TeeBubbaDee]

If it's yellow, let it mellow,
If it's brown, flush it down!