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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.....

does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies

with tiny little spoons and forks... so, I wondered,

what do Chinese mothers use... Toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really

learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:

When you put the two words,

'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?

YOU, make it a great day!

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders
and Your hand over my mouth! Amen.

God Bless America !!!

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Ok you story tellers:
What happened to Chicken Little?
The "sky is falling" chicken? Guess it yelled "the sky is falling" so many times that nobody pays attention any more.
We had chicken the other night.
No it couldn't be?
why was jimmy cracking corn?
And I don't care.




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