How Long Has It Been?

[Grace Linda]

It has been so long that I now divide my life into when I could get sex and after no sex.

[P.A.]

surely you jest.

[Aggie]

Five years!

[Grace Linda]

OMG, I thought I had it bad!!!

[Red One]

I can't imagine a pretty lady like you not being completely satisfied.

[Grace Linda]

can't seem to be able to give it away. I think it has something to do with having a young kid.

it's been so long, I just wear sensible underwear.

[Grace Linda]

jack you must get it an awful lot if you can't even bother to put drawers on.

[Daniel Blattenbauer]

You MUST be kidding or it is your by your choice. Not sure if you are bragging or complaining.......

[TeeBubbaDee]

I don't know Pru, I wear sweats and sandals, my hair is pretty messy, I have certainly gained some weight, and it hasn't helped me, and I'm MARRIED!!!!

[Chez moi]

You see, it worked!

[Grace Linda]

Yeah I have been seriously thinking that that might be the best route. Make myself as unappealing as everyone else then I might get laid , if I keep my mouth shut.

[Grace Linda]

can I put a bag over your head??

[larry kremis]

Wow! Is it the 21st century already?

Ahem......it's been quite a while.