Do you have a nagging idea of some condition or event in the future that keeps popping up? Will we need sunblock as thick as mudmask? Will they dig up the stuff we throw away today because they found a use for some of it tomorrow? What if they find a way to make more energy from nuclear waste?
I predict Rick Perry will challenge Sponge Bob Square Pants to a debate on homosexual perversion in cartoons. Perry will be attacked by a horde of angry Smurfs afterwards.
I predict that there will be a gathering in Largo, FL this afternoon that may make the 5:00 news.
OK, we didn't make the 5:00 news. That's because we didn't start drinking early enough. Wait till tomorrow!!!
I predict fish will grow feet and start tap dancing.
It'll be fun if shrimp start that.
I predict that next year it will snow in Florida. I'm bringing my cross country skis.
I predict a Volcano will erupt in Newark, NJ and the Mob will capitalize on it and build a casino there.
I predict a dust bunny will get me in trouble.
A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
heheheheheheh that was good.
I predict cats and dogs will get an implant and they will be able to understand each other.
I predict that Beth will stop shoveling S**t and become a crab catching legend.