Books Read While Sitting In A Hayfield

[CWO3ROBBIE]

The latest is "BONK". I now know that spreading cheeze crumbs in front of male polyester pants wearing rats while they are engaged in the sex act does not distract them. I may have had one to many beers when I read that, but I found it very illuminating. If you have read "BONK" what helpful information did you glean from this very enlightning book?

[Chez moi]

I guess everyone has run downtown to pick up their copy of this best-seller, Robbie.

Did they say whether they used to be distracted by cheese before they started wearing polyester pants? Did they say how they managed to have sex while wearing polyester pants? Did they say how long it takes to teach them to use the little zippers? Did they say whether the lady rats were wearing polyester pants too? Did they get to wear pull-on pants?

Pru is away, but I know she is going to want to know how they dealt with static cling...

[Dazzling Zoomer Gal Diana]

Squeaky would find all this quite riveting too! Rats, after all - are kissing cousins (albeit mice tend to get a tad intimidated when the rats are dressed to the nines in polyester polish).

*Squeaky - lurking*

[CWO3ROBBIE]

Ahh Chez, We won the war on static cling. It is no longer a factor in mice or rats sexual encounters. Rabbits, on the other hand(that is in no way to be construed as a pun, since rabbits don't have hands)may still have a problem if we could get the polyester on them.
I can't get Pru to participate in that part of the study.

[Chez moi]

Well, your reply has given me pause...
*yes, that's a pun...*

[Bella64]

Ok...I must pick up a copy of this....hmmmm, just a thought...were they also wearing gold chains and silky shirts showing off all their rat chest hair???? And what happened when the disco ball started to spin???